A [fictional] Conversation with God

I saw this posted on facebook the other day and wanted to share.

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad ...
God: I promise... ...
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my
feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing
went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to
send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep
through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on
your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't
want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss
work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to
give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let
you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to
throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you
wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good
& the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than
your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything
today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I
Love looking after My Children...